February 2012
84 posts
simonisbomb asked: Nothing, you just looked gorgeous.. hahah!
genyra asked: WHY ARE THESE ANONS TALKIN SO MUCH SHIT THO ?! HAHA, THERE PROBABLY UGLY ASS HELL, TAKING THERE ANGER OUT ON YOU! YOU PRETTY BOO :) LETTTT'EM HATE!
ilystephbaby asked: i think your haters are obsessed w/ you since they be keepin tabs on you! ;]
Anonymous asked: YOU SHOULD GET YOUR TEETH FIXED. AND YOUR FACE IN GENERAL.
Dear whoever,
I don’t ever open up much w/ anyone & yes that’s my fault. Unless you go through my tumblr. I vent so much shit on here & a lot of them are out of anger or family related.. majority of the time. Just thinking about all the shit that has happened throughout my young years of only 18, i’m proud i made it through it all. I came from being this shy pussy ass girl to miss I...
When life gives you lemons, throw them at anyone & EVERYONE. lol just kidding… or am i? venting session…. Today, i got me some bubble tea. THE END.
Anonymous asked: WHY ARE YOU SO DAMN UGLY! GET THE FUCK OFF TUMBLR, BITCH!
reggieeelicious asked: Was what me the whole time? And go to my ask not my fan mail lol
Anonymous asked: I will.. but not right now (:
When it comes to boys...
I never let my feelings show.. I don’t make it obvious. I’m so fucking shy its not even cute -_- I don’t have the balls to tell someone i like them. Then again, i’m so open. I flirt by accident. Whenever i come close to a guy, i tend to be the one running away, pushing them away, trynna stay in the friend zone. Don’t ask me why. I’ll tell you a whole bunch of...
SAN FRANCISCO.
where the parties at?
Where the clubs at?
Where the cuties at?
LOL :)
Seattle's invading San Fran This weekend! HOLLLA!...
I wanna go see The Vow :/
I love conversations like these from nameless...
Happy Valentines Day! <333 Have fun!
Thanks! i will, by myself ;( lol jk who’s this?
Are you serious?! You deleted my number?! Gasp……
No….. I got a new phone lol
No… No. Our relationship is over </3
uh……….. lol i’m sorry?
Vegeta ass nigguh……
zomgggg who is this -_-
CALI BOUND!
Leaving to Cali on friday night for wekfest!!! I’m fucking pumpedddd! IM TRYING TO HIT UP THE CLUBS!! Road trip! Don’t know what to pack omfg omfg omfg
reggieeelicious asked: Vagina juice!!
Anonymous asked: LOL you're pretty cute for a Cambodian :) Want to sit on my face?
Playing With Telemarketers
I was at home the other night in the middle of my dinner when the phone rang.
ME: Hello.
AT&T: Hello, this is AT&T.
ME: Is this AT&T.
AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T ...
ME: This is AT&T.
AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T ...
ME: Is this AT&T.?
AT&T: Yes! This is AT&T, may I speak to Mr. Byron, please?
ME: May I ask who is calling?
AT&T: This is AT&T.
ME: OK, hold on.
At this point I put the phone down for a solid 5 minutes thinking that, surely, this person would have hung up the phone. I ate my salad. Much to my surprise, when I picked up the receiver, they were still waiting.
ME: Hello?
AT&T: Is this Mr. Byron?
ME: May I ask who is calling, please?
AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T ...
ME: This is AT&T?
AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T ...
ME: The phone company.
AT&T: Yes, sir.
ME: I thought you said this was AT&T.
AT&T: Yes, sir, we are a phone company.
ME: I already have a phone.
AT&T: We aren't selling phones today, Mr. Byron. We would like to offer you 10 cents a minute, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year.
ME: Now, that's 10 cents a minute, 24 hours a day?
AT&T: (getting a little excited at this point by my interest) Yes, sir, that's right! 24 hours a day!
ME: 7 days a week.?
AT&T: That's right.
ME: 365 days a year.?
AT&T: Yes, sir.
ME: I am definitely interested in that! Wow!!! That's amazing!
AT&T: We think so!
ME: That's quite a sum of money!
AT&T: Yes, sir, it's amazing how it adds up.
ME: OK, so will you send me checks weekly, monthly or just one big one at the end of the year for the full $52,560; and if you send an annual check, can I get a cash advance?
AT&T: Excuse me?
ME: You know, the 10 cents a minute.
AT&T: What are you talking about?
ME: You said you'd give me 10 cents a minute, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year. That comes to $144 per day, $1008 per week and $52,560 per year. I'm just interested in knowing how you will be making payment.
AT&T: Oh, no, sir. I didn't mean we'd be paying you. You pay us 10 cents a minute.
ME: Wait a minute, how do you figure that by saying that you'll give me 10 cents a minute, that I'll give YOU 10 cents a minute? Is this some kind of subliminal telemarketing scheme? I've read about things like this in the Enquirer, you know.
AT&T: No, sir, we are offering 10 cents a minute for
ME: THERE YOU GO AGAIN! Can I speak to a supervisor please?
AT&T: Sir, I don't think that is necessary.
ME: I insist on speaking to a supervisor!
AT&T: Yes, Mr. Byron. Please hold.
At this point, I begin trying to finish my dinner.
SUPERVISOR: Mr. Byron?
ME: Yeah.
SUPERVISOR: I understand you are not quite understanding our 10 cents a minute program.
ME: Is This A T &T?
SUPERVISOR: Yes, sir, it sure is.
ME: (I had to swallow before I choked on my food. It was all I could do to suppress my laughter and I had to be Careful not to produce a snort.) No, actually, I was just waiting for someone to get back to me so that I could sign up for the plan.
SUPERVISOR: Ok, no problem, I'll transfer you back to the person who was helping you.
ME: Thank you.
I was on hold once again and managed a few more mouthfuls. I need to end this conversation. Suddenly, there was an aggravated but polite voice at the other end of the phone.
AT&T: Hello, Mr. Byron, I understand that you are interested in signing up for our plan.?
ME: No, but I was wondering - do you have that "Friends and Family"
thing because I'm an only child and I'd really like to have a little brother...
AT&T: click........
